Posan Abah

jgn isap rokok byk2....
rokok makin lamo makin maha.....
abah ni xpo abah dah trlansung....





hahaha buleh lak trlansung yo bah...
ese pn trlansung yo......
xpo bah sok kito samo2 cubo tu pn kalau abah nk cubo la......




psanan abah utk den n wan long.....
smoga kwn2 lain pn mndpt manfaat klo x byk pn ckt dr psanan ni.....
hahaha.....
yg baik dtg dr Allah yg buruk adolah klemahan diri den sndr......
:)








chain smokers know why chain smokers can't quit

Dirty Jokes dr den plak

ado sorg bdk ni drjh 4 tngl brduo yo ngn mak eh...
diorg anak branak ni bodoh 3,4 suku gak la kn.....
pd satu ari ni 6 aribln 9 tahun x dpt dikenalpasti, bdk ni blaja pndidikan jasmani kt skola...
ckg eh srh main golf......
tp bdk ni bantai main hoki.....
ckg ni pn ckp, "kau ni pantat btl la!"
bdk ni bilo blik ke rmh tny la kt mak eh sbb dio braso sggh musykil...
"mak, pantat tu amondo??"
mak eh yg samo 3,4 suku gak jwb la dgn yakin, "pantat tu nme lain bg karipap la..."


minggu dpnnye tu pn samo ckg mrh kt bdk ni dan ckp "kau ni romen btl la!"
blik rmh bdk yg 3,4 suku stgh ni tny la gak kt mak eh kn... "mak, romen tu apo?"
maknye skali lg mnjwb tanpa menggunakan talian hayat..."romen tu baring2 la nak..."


minggu yg ketigo skali lg bdk ni buek slh di sbjek pndidikan jasmani....
ckg yg bengang ckp "kau ni cipap btl la!"
blik rmh bdk ni brtny kpd bondanya.. "mak cipap tu ape??"
maknye pn mnjwb "ala cipap tu tongkat....."
bdk tu mngangguk2 tanda phm.....





nk dijadikan cerito minggu brikut eh plak tu atok bdk ni dtg ke rmh tmpt bdk n mak eh ni tngl...
dtg knon2 nk ziarah-menziarahi la kn......
mso atok eh smpai mak bdk ni x bpo sehat n ddk yola kt dlm bilik...
bdk ni pn mlayan atoknye yg bru smpai tu.....
"tok, mkn la cipap ni...byk ese goreng td..." katanya dgn nada pnuh sopan.....
atok eh td mulo la garu kpalo.....

atok eh pn tny, "mano mak kau??"
"tgh romen kt dlm bilik tok..." ringkas sajo jwpn bdk tu.....

atok eh da mulo bengang dgn bdk tu n mak eh skali....
atok tu pn brjln kluar dgn pantas nk blik la kiro eh.....
"atok, nk poie mno tu??cipap atok trtinggal nia...."

menyambut rajo baru

den bru blik padang daerah nia....
den poie td pkul 8 lbih naik ngn alep n alan.....
NEGERI SEMBILAN kn rajo bru....
pesta2 la gak...
tah bpo ari ntah pesta den pn x tau....
mlm ni yo kek Pilah, ari sblm2 ni sumo kek Senanti tua....
jamuan rakyat n ado knsert....hattan, johan ngn zizan ado nmpk eh td.....
den nk poie Senanti maleh lak raso eh.....
jd di ksmpatan yg ado ni buek kek Pilah den pn turut serta la kn.....
den smpai padang beghombik org....
tgh tunggu rajo smpai....
den igt td dlm pkul 9 bru rajo smpai...
naik keto antik diiringi oleh kudo 6,7 ekor.....
lopeh tu cm lmbek yo nk mkn pnyudah eh poie main snuker 88...
alan yg bkn kaki snuker lak poie main game fantasy tua.....
haha...
dah main tu tny kt mmbr den bru smpai sorg nia....
dio koba x dpek mkn pn...
sumo da abih....
pnyudah eh mkn kek kodai...
igt an dapek mkn free kek padang tu.....
rzki xdo nk wek cmno kn...
yola org eh bpo rmai plak...
klo dpek pn siso2 yola...
haha peh mkn tu igt nk lpak padang blik tgk apo ado.....
tp alep kau nk blik lak...
bnti jap tgk bungo api dan den pn blik la ke rmh....
wlaupn x dpek mkn free tp xpo la kn hahaha...





kpd Tuanku, patik ucapkn slmt mnaiki takhta....

DAULAT TUANKU!

Karier

Besok akn menyambung kembali karier sbagai Penulis Awam di Kuala Pilah....
karier ni bermula semenjak lps spm dlu n ditangguhkan kerana pg blaja di Melako....
oleh kerana cuti semester jadi karier ni disambung blik la kn supaya dpt den duit ckit utk blanjo.....
majikan den adolah pak sdaro den iaitu Pak Akob sorg yg pakar dlm hal surat2 sumo ni...
dio la Penulis Awam yg sbona dan den mrupakan kuli sajo....
hahaha ari ni cuti sbb prtabalan Yamtuan yg bru iaitu Tuanku Muhriz.....
dapek rajo baru hahaha.....
klo nk tau lbih lanjut tntg rajo bru n prtabalan sumo ni carik la dkt intrnet ko, surat kabar ko....
mnarik kisah eh x tipu....
kito kono la tau gak kn tntg hal2 yg mcm ni...
haha....




Sesungguh eh ilmu di dunio ni sgt luas dan spnjg idup ni kito cumo dapek stitik dr laut yg sgt bosa tu....
tu la ibarat eh ilmu di dnio yg kito dapek n pelajari spnjg idup kito di dunio ni....
oleh yg dmikian manfaatkn la ilmu yg kito ado utk kbaikan n jgn ssekali sombong dan kdokut dgn ilmu yg kito ado.....
ilmu yg dimanfaatkan pahalo eh akn brterusan walaupun kito da mninggal dunio nnt....

BAD GAME

it's a bad game by United....
i dont know why all movements and passes are easily controlled and denied by The Kops......

the midfields are very pathetic and not functioning.....
did not effective and creative like usual and i dont see that the midfields are helping whether in defensive and the attacking tries....
didn't perform beautiful passes and dangerous runs like they always practised in previous games.....
they also lose high balls in the middle of the pitch....
they are really slow today....

the defends also play bad today....
how many times they let Liverpool players running freely and let their passes crossed under their feet.....
it's Van Der Sar who goalkeeping today, if it's Foster, i think it will be bigger than 2 goals......

Liverpool dominated the game and they won it.....
i dont know why Ferguson let the players who are not performing well to keep playing.....
in my opinion, the decision to brought Owen and Nani in is really brilliant, but it's too late although they manage to change a little bit for United's pattern.....
it's better to substitute them early in the second half, but i dont have the right to do that haha if it's the Winning Eleven, i have done that at the 25th minutes.....

other than that, the referee for todays match i dont know his name was a little bit mcm gampang.....
haha.....


United had lose this game, but it's not over yet....
the chase for defending the title just begin......
win and lose are usual cycle in soccer......


they had lose this game, but not their supporters.......
to The Red Devils, we supporters are always behind you......
keep going because we all starving for titles and championships.....

GLORY GLORY MANCHESTER UNITED!!

Piala Malaysia

Suku akhir kdua N. SEMBILAN mnang 3-0.....
akn pg semi dgn agregat 5-0....
wah3 mmg caya laa.....

Semi Final :

N.SEMBILAN lwn TERENGGANU
KELANTAN lwn PERLIS

Selasa ni 27 aribln main Paroi dlu....
mst poie apo nk jd pn jd la klo xdo org nk folow den poie sorg......


Prestasi N. SEMBILAN dlm Piala Malaysia sungguh baik dan menakjubkan.....
Hny bolos 1 gol n da skor 20 gol stakat ni.....
mmg pada landasan yg trbaik utk mnjd champion taun ni.....
YEAHH!

GO NEGERI SEMBILAN.....
I AM ALWAYS BEHIND YOU

TESL BOY UITM LENDU

Jenny - my broadband
Senat - my suicide
Mail - my lidi
Mubin - my timbang
Jupas - my khemah
Mosh - my rugby
Blur - my cool
Ragu - my singer
Anep - my malu
PM - my fifa
Frankee - my pilah
Fiki - my garang
Toto - my aneh
Tebes - my magician
Doi - my kuping
Madi - my buncit
Pajun - my bukak game
Ipan - my cheerleader
Pojan - my squirrel
Nyonyot - my bdk car
Abid - my kaki gayut
Amir - my jenglot
Ajim - my arshavin
Wan long - my kotum
Subo - my marlboro
Adri - my dinosaur
Muhidin - my saiko
Hadi - my need 4 speed
Siamang - my supplier
Amir - my sopan
Mad - my fabregas
Pidot - my tidoq
Kaza - my style
Sadong - my ustad
Aiman - my badawi
Itik - my rokok
Apek - my cino
Tachap - my party
Torres - my striker
Aki - my koling

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may Allah bless u guys....